“A romance at this point would be ludicrous and counterproductive to our studies.”
“Young Doctors In Love”, 1982 (Dabney Coleman), ABC Motion Pictures
Young Doctor Simon August (Michael McKean), defeated and sullen, shuffles down an alleyway hanging his head in shame because he can’t operate on the woman he loves (the result of a childhood birthday party at which he failed to successfully open a piñata). At this moment, the end credits start to roll. He admonishes whomever is running the credits to stop. The movie’s not finished yet, you see. We still have to get to the final act!
“Young Doctors In Love” was Garry Marshall’s first feature film as director. The remarkable cast is a hodge-podge of reliable talents like Dabney Coleman (hilarious as the aggravated Chief Resident Dr. Prang) and Patrick Macnee surrounded by a host of up-and-coming actors (most of whom were on Marshall’s television payroll at the time). Coleman is supervising 20 new interns, among them Sean Young, Rick Overton, Ted McGinley (the famous series-killer) and Taylor Negron. Each of the characters have their own subplot, so the movie plays like a soap opera, or a spoof of such.
Young is suffering from an unusual debilitating illness that has her passing out every few minutes. McKean suffers from childhood phobias. Negron works several jobs at once to pay for his education, and has to resort to selling drugs to keep financially afloat. Coleman, in the midst of a vicious divorce, loses all his money and his stocks while floating the idea of murdering his accountant. In the middle of all of this, a mob boss suffers what appears to be a stroke, and his son, played by the incredible Hector Elizondo, must dress as a woman to visit him in the hospital, while a hit-man (Michael Richards) tries to kill him, and another young doctor falls in love with him.
McKean and Young make for an attractive couple, even when their story is so deliberately rigged to telegraph all the tragedy associated with hospital-oriented soap operas of the time. If anything, Marshall and his writers (Michael Elias and Rich Eustis) are calling attention to the narrative pitfalls of daily television production, a format with which Marshall is most vociferously acquainted.
Early comparisons to “Airplane!” when the movie was released, are inaccurate. This is not a literal and visual parody of soap operas, but more an intellectualized conceit of the writing conventions of that sub-genre. While Marshall retains the goofiness of his situation comedy splendor (as evidenced by much of the cast), he recognizes the failings of the American soap opera. In one particularly telling scene, Pamela Reed, lets her hair down and puts makeup on her face so that she resembles the nurses from General Hospital, and suddenly she has the attention of Taylor Negron.
After years of watching Laverne & Shirley, I was surprised to see Michael McKean without the Leonard Kosnowski demeanor. I never realized he was a serious actor and comedian (whom would later appear in, and co-write “This Is Spinal Tap” for Rob Reiner). I took him for granted as Lenny. There are so many unusual cameo appearances in the movie (like “Spinal Tap”), as if Marshall grabbed every day-player and under-five he could find in Los Angeles, at the time. Among the cameos, we have Hamilton Camp, George Furth, Ed Begley Jr., and Demi Moore (a dark-haired beauty McKean confuses with Young late in the movie) in addition to appearances by established soap opera stars of the time.
Garry Marshall passed away last night at the age of 81. He has a brief cameo at the beginning of this movie. There is a collection of marijuana plants with a sign posted, reading: “For glaucoma patients only.” Garry looks at the weed, clips some for himself, and walks away, no harm and no foul. In addition to writing for The Dick Van Dyke Show and developing The Odd Couple for television, Marshall created Happy Days and Mork & Mindy. He was, perhaps, the most influential figure in contemporary television comedy, and he will be missed.
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